Funniest moment in the book? Maybe.
Kreacher, I always loved you, even before this book.
Now, I love you even more.
He always reminded me of my great grandmother. She also was crazy, would speak to herself, was vindictive, could be hateful, and liked to collect odd things (like the wax paper linings of cereal boxes.) She also didn't blink as much as normal people.
"Kreacher had taken a run at Mundungus and hit him over the head with a saucepan.
"Call 'im off, call 'im off, 'e should be locked up!" screamed Mundungus, cowering as Kreacher raised the heavy-bottomed pan again.
"Kreacher, no!" shouted Harry. Kreacher's thing arms trembled with the weight of the pan, still held aloft.
"Perhaps, just one more, Master Harry, for luck?""
I think I made Kreacher too dirty, as he was all spic and span at this point, yes? Ah well.
haha i love this scene XD although thats not how i imagined dung. tbh, the movie version of filch is like an older, slightly thinner version of how i always imagined dung :L
One of my favorite parts!
mundungus is so scared of that old little guy xDD